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The pink tongue of that blazered tribute to traditional English fayre, Nicholas "Fatty" Soames, hangs out at a summer ball thrown by Vodafone Dave, the brand posing as Tory leader. It was, presumably, the warmth of the evening that left Fatty hot under the collar during a parade of swimsuited Tory totty. Vodafone Dave's scantily clad gels made the much-mocked, T-shirted "DD" girls of David "Basher" Davis in last year's leadership scrap look as modest as nuns.
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Whips Size Up Old Testament Bob
* Nervous glances on the terrace over a letter from Jacqui "Miss Whiplash" Smith threatening to suspend rebellious Labour inm...
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