Red Carpet Queens, Tarantino, and Tony's Plot to Become Pope

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Danielle's been going out of her way to prove she's not racist, but dating a couple of black guys and having a few curries for the photographers doesn't exempt you from the charge, in my book. I'm looking forward to when he quits midway through a third gruelling term as pope and announces, on his deathbed, his conversion to Islam, after which a very grateful Allah will reward him in heaven with the eternal affections of 72 Blair Babes.

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Red Carpet Queens, Tarantino, and Tony's Plot to Become Pope

Last Tuesday I went to the première of Shilpa Shetty's new film. So I'm wandering down the red carpet - and let me tell you, if you like false breasts that look like pith helmets, the red ...

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