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Tony sits with his headphones on, pretending to look interested in Angela Merkel's opening statement. Now lissnup everyone, it's Tony's last G8 ever ever ever and I just wanna say that at this point in history the EU is in dire need of a president who'll combine vision, leadership and vitality with a grey quiff, trim waistline and a beautiful, mysterious, wife... According to my pocket calculator, the entire Afghan poppy crop has a cash value to farmers of just $11bn. With our European partners I propose that we buy up the country's annual harvest and dispose of it safely by dumping it round at Kate and Pete's place...
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Not Nice. Hair Fall Out. Glow in Dark. Drop Dead
Scene 1: The G8 summit. Tony sits with his headphones on, pretending to look interested in Angela Merkel's opening statement. George Bush is beside him, thumb in mouth, gently snoring.
Merkel: Welcome to Germany and we'll start the G8 in...See the full content of this document
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