Summary
So, how best to sum up [Andy Murray]'s achievement? Two years ago he was ranked 250th in the world, and now he's close to the top 20. So he's leapt 4.6453 places for every set that he's won. Even more remarkably, this represents a rise of 0.2673 places for every day he's spent on court. Or, to put it in its most graphic terms, his net contributions to the Exchequer have risen faster over a 24-month period than those of any sportsman since David Beckham signed for United.
The Cabinet Room. John Reid sits alone dictating his autobiography, Are You Looking At Me?, into a Dictaphone. [Gales of laughter] We're here to celebrate the remarkable rise of one of our most brilliant countrymen. Or, to put it in its most graphic terms, his net contributions to the Exchequer have risen faster over a 24-month period than those of any sportsman since David Beckham signed for United. Some of our security chaps have no cultural sensitivity whatsoever. The firm denial cleverly linked to a declaration of patriotic fervour. Investigators are looking into the events at Heathrow this morning when the Pakistan First XI were ejected from a British Airways flight to Lahore following a passenger protest. A search of their pads revealed nothing whatever, and we have suspended the police officer who detained Inzamam-ul-Haq and attempted a controlled explosion of his balls.See the full content of this document
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Everyone's a Winner - or a Cheat
Scene 1: The Cabinet Room. John Reid sits alone dictating his autobiography, Are You Looking At Me?, into a Dictaphone.
Reid: Chapter one. New paragraph. I have always been a great admirer of Genghis Khan and in times of crisis I often...See the full content of this document
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